Stolen from a Relly, and amusing me greatly, but that may be because my Ny-Quil's kicking in.

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
* Ann Lee

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
* Walter Wayne

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
* Maaime

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
* Orange Otter

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
* Nicole Homestead

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
* The Purple Screwdriver

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
* Aine

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
* Chocolate Chip

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
* Sadie Johnson-Iowa

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
* Sanya (I grew up on too many streets to remember one in particular. HEY, I'm the Madonna of porn!)

I think these strike me as funny because most of them just DON'T WORK. Though Walter Wayne would be a hilariously horrible Nascar name.

1. Choose ten of your all-time favorite books.
2. Take the first sentence of the first chapter and make a list in your journal.
3. Don't reveal the author or the title of the book.
4. Now have everyone try and guess!

( I shall be extremely disappointed if certain people don't guess certain ones of these )